#156 GOD SHUFFLED HIS FEET
H F# H E A
EAfter seven c#days
He was Aquite tired, so EGod Hsaid:
E"Let there be a c#day
Just for Apicnics, with c#wine and Abread"
HHe gathered up some Epeople he Ahad made
f#Created Hblankets and Elaid back in the A A9shade A
The Epeople sipped their c#wine
And what with AGod there, they asked him E Hquestions
Like: Edo you have to c#eat
Or get your Ahair cut in c# Aheaven?
HAnd if your eye got Epoked out in this Alife
f#Would it be Hwaiting up in Eheaven with your A A9wife?
HGod shuffled his F#feet and glanced Haround at Ethem
The Hpeople cleared their F#throats
And stared right Hback at Ehim.
ASo he said:
E"Once there was a c#boy
Who Awoke up with Eblue Hhair
To Ehim it was c#a joy
Until he Aran out into the c# Awarm air
HHe thought of how his Efriends would come to Asee;
f#And would they Hlaugh or had
He Egot some strange A A9disease?"
HGod shuffled his F#feet and glanced Haround at Ethem
The Hpeople cleared their F#throats
And stared right Hback at Ehim.
The Epeople sat c#waiting
Out on their Ablankets in the E Hgarden
But EGod said c#nothing
So Asomeone asked him, "I beg c#your Apardon:
H"I'm not quite clear Eabout what you just Aspoke
f#Was that a Hparable, or a Every subtle A A9joke?"
HGod shuffled his F#feet and glanced Haround at Ethem
The Hpeople cleared their F#throats
And stared right Hback at Ehim.
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