#224 IRONIC
An oF#ld mHanF# turned ninety-eg#ight
He wF#on the lotteryH and diF#ed the next dg#ay
It's aF# black flyH in yF#our chardonng#ay
It's a deF#ath row pHardon two mF#inutes to lg#ate
And isn't it ironicF# ... H Don't you thiF#nk?g#
It's like raF#in H on your wF#edding dg#ay
It's a free rF#ideH when you've F#already pg#aid
It's the good advF#icHe that you jF#ust didn't tag#ke
And whAo would have thoEught ... It figF#ures?
Mr. PlaF#y-It-SaHfe was afraF#id to flyg#
He packed his F#suitcHase and kissed hiF#s kids gog#odbye
He waited his wF#hole damHn life just tF#o take thag#t flight
And as the pF#lane crashed dHown he thoF#ught,g#
"well iF#sn't this nig#ce?"
And isn't it ironicF# ... H Don't you thinF#k?g#
It's like raF#in H on your wF#edding dg#ay
It's a free rF#ideH when you've F#already pg#aid
It's the good advF#icHe that you jF#ust didn't tag#ke
And whAo would have thoEught ... It figF#ures?
Well lifeE has a funny way of sneaking up oF#n you
When you think everything is okay
And Eeverything's going rigF#ht
EAnd life has a funny way of helpingF# you out
When you think everything's gone wrong
And Eeverything blows up in your faceF#.
A traF#ffic jamH when you are aF#lready lag#te
A nF#o-smoking Hsign on your F#cigarette breg#ak
F#It's like ten thoHusand spoons whF#en all yg#ou need is a knife
It's like meF#eting the man of my dHreams
And then mF#eeting his beautiful g#wife.
And isn't it ironicF# ... H Don't you thinF#k?g#
A little too F#ironHic ... And yeah I reF#ally do thing#k ...
It's like raF#in H on your wF#edding dg#ay
It's a free rF#ideH when you've F#already pg#aid
It's the good advF#icHe that you jF#ust didn't tag#ke
And whAo would have thoEught ... It figF#ures?
LiEfe has a funny way of sneaking up onF# you
LEife has a funny, funny waF#y of helping youE out ... Helping you out.