#206 IRONIC
An F#old B F#man turned g#ninety-eight
He F#won the Blottery and F#died the next g#day
It's F#a black Bfly in F#your g#chardonnay
It's a F#death row Bpardon two F#minutes to g#late
And isn't it F# Bironic... Don't you F# g#think?
It's like F#rain B on your F#wedding g#day
It's a free F# Bride when you've F#already g#paid
It's the good F# Badvice that you F#just didn't g#take
And Awho would have Ethought... It F#figures?
Mr. F# BPlay-It-Safe was F#afraid to g#fly
He packed his F# Bsuitcase and kissed F#his kids g#goodbye
He waited his F#whole Bdamn life just F#to take g#that flight
And as the F#plane crashed Bdown he F# g#thought,
"well F#isn't this g#nice?"
And isn't it F#ironic... B Don't you F# g#think?
It's like F#rain B on your F#wedding g#day
It's a free F# Bride when you've F#already g#paid
It's the good F# Badvice that you F#just didn't g#take
And Awho would have Ethought... It F#figures?
Well Elife has a funny way of sneaking up F#on you
When you think everything is okay
And Eeverything's going F#right
E F#
And life has a funny way of helping you out
When you think everything's gone wrong
And Eeverything blows up in your F#face.
A F#traffic Bjam when you are F#already g#late
A F#no-smoking Bsign on your F#cigarette g#break
F# B F# g#
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's like F#meeting the man of my Bdreams
And then F#meeting his beautiful g#wife.
And isn't it F#ironic... B Don't you F# g#think?
A little too F# Bironic... And yeah I F#really do g#think...
It's like F#rain B on your F#wedding g#day
It's a free F# Bride when you've F#already g#paid
It's the good F# Badvice that you F#just didn't g#take
And Awho would have Ethought... It F#figures?
ELife has a funny way of sneaking up F#on you
ELife has a funny, funny F#way of helping Eyou out... Helping you out.